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So without further ado go ahead and enjoy yourself with these filthy but funny jokes. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. When is it okay to beat up a dwarf? When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. It was a tribe of Africans and everything was huge about them if you know what I mean. After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly? Q: What did one tampon say to the other? Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks.

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A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Short Rude Jokes 3 Why do horny women order at Subway? What should you do if you come across an elephant? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball! How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. A: Because they can't stand up for themselves Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. But the doctor's not going to leave his wife, and the young woman can't stand the thought of taking care of the child alone. A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.


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Find your favorite sections and share them with your family and friends. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. A: Line dancing at a nusing home. A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. He had heard there was big money in horse racing, so he decided to purchase a horse and enter him in the races. Are you sure there is nothing I can do to help? She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

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Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A: A lickalotopis Q. A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates. Once upon a time there was a mute, he could communicate only with sign language, he searched for a cure to his condition his whole life, until one day he met a guy and was told that he was a mute like him and got cured. He heard the snow blower coming. She puts the money down on the table and rolls the dice. A man had some problems with his marriage and was talking to a psychiatrist.

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Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? Q: Why don't blind people skydive? Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? A blue whale shoots 400 liter sperm each time he cums. He informed the nuns to get rid of the animal. A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack. A: It scares the shit out of their dogs! A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe. What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Q: What did the penis say to the condom? He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. A great video with Dirty jokes Created by Smile com is a site of entertainment.


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A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. Because you wore the wrong socks today. Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? A: It scares the shit out of their dogs! What do you call a guy with a small dick? A: They both don't work and always take your money. One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Q: What's the difference between onions and prostitutes? A: Kermit the frogs finger Q: What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? Have a laugh together and enjoy both life and sex as all should.

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A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards. Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger? Her husband was a blonde, too. He asks if he may give the blessing and they agree. The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? They both irritate the shit out of you.

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Dirty jokes are mainly directed towards an older audience that can properly enjoy them. When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts! A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? A sexy woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. A: Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby. A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

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