Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers. How do we find an egg in all of this shit? Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Q: How do you get retards out of a tree? A: Because they have cotton balls. Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? Slippers 110 Two peanuts were walking down the street. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. Even more corny humor follows… 64 How does a rancher keep track of his cattle? Because it got stuck in a crack.
My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married. The punk rocker's mohawk is red, green, yellow and orange. Life is a lot like toilet paper. One voice says, follow your desire. A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Why are his legs sticking in the air? Why do men always give their jackets to their women when they are cold? A: The one alive in the middle chewing it's way out. A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age. Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands. Did you hear about the constipated accountant? A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers. Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Because he was a little shellfish.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? I told him it was in the bathroom. Q: Whats long hard and full of seamen? They find it hard to break the ice. Because he was always lost at C. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study.
Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Q: What is the definition of Confidence? Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? The psychiatrist gave him the advice to throw of his clothes right away when he faced his wife when coming home. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do--they won't consider abortion and don't want to put the baby up for adoption. A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? Poo goes to the well to collect some water but he felt in the well. At this point, the bartender became curious. A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off Q: What do you call a woman who doesn't know how to make a sandwich? A: A cheater, cheater, woman beater.
Be aware that some of these jokes may be offensive for someone. Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? Endurance is keeping it up until it has gone dry. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. And thirdly you have to have a tight pussy, and I had one till this fathead came along. The restraining order says I have to.
The Aussies didnt really trust British or French studies. Q: What's 6 inches long and starts with a p? With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. Q: What would happen if you cut off your left side? A: They don't have balls to scratch. Doctor Anderson has a bad conscience since he has had sex with a patient. They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns. These jokes contains naughty words and phrases.
Q: What do you call a very rude bird? So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When is it okay to beat up a dwarf? Her husband was a blonde, too. A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards. Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Q: What do you call a retard in a tree with a brief case? Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick? Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A: The grass tickles their balls Q: What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown? How is life like toilet paper? What do you call an incestuous nephew? Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. The rabbit said no so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. The man slaps the monkey and makes him go to the back of the van. A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. What do you call two men fighting over a slut? A: Ate something Q: But do you know what 6.