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Some Cute Lovely Things to Say to Your Girlfriend

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If you were a booger I'd pick you first. It was going great until I run out of stars. You must be tired because you have been running through my mind all day long. In Love Cricket, I am your Wicket. I love that we met, I like it that nobody got you before I did. When i saw you the room became beautiful.

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more than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

funny things to say to ur gf

Then you find a sneaky way to stick the note on her butt. In the past days when I used to close my eyes there was only darkness, but now I see you and nothing else. I miss you, we should get together soon! I will give you whatever you ask, and you will give your love whenever I need it. I enjoy every moment with you, baby — even if it involves just watching you sleep! It gives me the strength to prove myself. Instead, I am scared of losing you. I plan on being with you until forever ends.

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80 Cute and Lovely Things to Tell Your Girlfriend

funny things to say to ur gf

Really Sweet Things To Say To Your Girlfriend 21. If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. Crazy enough to see your face when I look at myself in the mirror. Last night I sent an angel to look over you as you slept. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Whenever I need, you must give me love.

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100+ Sweet, Cute Things To Say To Your Girlfriend

funny things to say to ur gf

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. A death in your arms can be the best peace in my life! You: Because you are looking way too hot to handle right now. It must be illegal to be as fine as you. You: Because they love them with all of their art. When I have you, I have everything I need. Whenever you stay with me, I think of stopping the time.

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Funny Random Things to Say That Will Get Rid of Boredom

funny things to say to ur gf

Here are 80 cutest things to say to your girl. Make her realize that how important she is for you and how happy you are after finding her with these cute things to say to your girlfriend. To have you as my girl is my honour. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment. You have not even the slightest idea of how crazy I am about you. Time has no value unless it is time spent with you. You believe me when there is no one.

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more than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

funny things to say to ur gf

And then I saw you… and you took my breath away. You look like you could use some hot chocolate. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? Any time I start feeling low I just think of you 82. I really thank you for being in my life and falling in love with me with all that pure soul and heart.

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100 Cute Things To Say To Your Girlfriend

funny things to say to ur gf

Yet another Sweet things to say to your girlfriend. What are you waiting for just have these cute things to say to your girlfriend and let her know how much you love her. I want to be your favorite hello, and hardest goodbye. What time do you have to be back in heaven? Women love to be complimented and this is where the romantic men tend to have their way. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! I have no clue as to what I am going to write. You even look beautiful when asleep. What is your favorite ice-cream? You are so pretty and I think it is illegal to be this much lovely so I think I should call cops.

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80 Cute and Lovely Things to Tell Your Girlfriend

funny things to say to ur gf

Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me. God made you to make me feel proud and jealous all other men in this world. You make my heart skip a beat No Strings Attached 66. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. My world has no meaning without you. You have made me understand what the exact meaning of life is and now I love it too. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

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100+ [CUTE] Things to Say to Your Girlfriend (Sweet & Nice)

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When you are with me I feel like empowered but your distance makes me vulnerable. When I realized that you had flaws, I fell for you even more. I love you, As I have never loved another or ever will again, I love you with all that I am, and all that I will ever be. I was told that you would know when your dream girl will come, now I know how true that sentence was. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money? I miss you; I want to be near you again! You can never overemphasize the power of words in a relationship, sweet and romantic words that touch the hearts; even the hardest of hearts.

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100+ Cute Things to Say to Your Girlfriend

funny things to say to ur gf

I can just eat anything without sugar and sweetness when you are near me. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine Do you know what I did last night? These cute things will really make your girl feel happy and loved, so you can have these things in front of her or just by text. Every time, they end up thinking about you. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Only you could look so sexy, even in the most regular clothes. When you are with me, the world feels right. Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

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