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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. Devil: I bet you like to gamble. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.

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It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! The mute started his journey with all the hope in the world days and days passed until he found the tribe. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong. A man went home with a prostitute and while at his place he demanded that she should be covering his ears during the whole time. An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. We call it Tequila Monday and that's all we do.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? He wants to ask the clerk a question. Before he signs up, he is required to sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity of this plan. What do you call an extra page in the porn magazine? A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway.

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Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Another good thing screwed up by a period. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. Two Weeks Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. Why do vegetarians give good head? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.

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On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on the ground. How do we find an egg in all of this shit? All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed. When he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

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Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me? Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. What do you call a guy with a small dick? It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table! The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the Spinster to come into the office. After carefully examining the participants he drove calmly back to Henri and Jean, who were waiting at the station. Little Lindsay was getting a visit by her cousin for the first time and when they were gonna go swimming during the night she saw him naked. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle.

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To pull of her clothes and have passionate sex with her in the hallway. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age. In the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered.

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What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart? Sexual harassment is nothing but a pat that is lingering a bit too long! An elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field. Set your filter on Risque and Uncensored to browse dirty knock-knock jokes, inappropriate jokes and one liners from professional joke writers. The middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. Weeks later the old lady returned. The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants.

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